The Toon Union

I was just thinking that if you are going to eat Stryker's home made tacos for dinner then you shouldn't eat McDonald's for breakfast . Unless of course  you like an ass of FIRE. :o

If you have to "haunt" the haunted house at your kid's school DO NOT watch a scary movie two nights before!! :-[

 Now I need a drink I just spent two hours haunting the haunted house at my daughter's Fall Fest and ya know what people are ass holes. I was the Grudge lady ya know that sound she makes so I would do that and slowly walk behind them to scare them This **** turns around grabs my face and shoves me backwards LMFAO **** her. I had three kids throw stuff at me and one VERY large man get in my face and say in a low deep voice, "I am not scared of you." I was like dude I am a woman You came in here to be scared no need to get in my face. But the funniest **** was when one kid threw a glow stick at me it landed by my foot she went to pick it up and I scared the ever loving **** out of her LMFAO She was not like a kid kid type age but around 15 I'd say So again I must say **** her too lol Throw that **** at me will ya ROTFLMAO I think not! :D :D

Second thought: For those of you that don't know I have long black hair near to my ass so umm I was kinda convincin g as the Grudge Lady :D :D

i used to have a shirt that says Most people suck from a punk rock band but i wanted to say that long hair isn't scary its hot so  i well thats all i wanted to say.

I could have sworn I replied to this earlier lol The back of the shirt said Most People are Dicks right? Tell me the name of the band now, Its been driving me crazy lol :D  BTW thought of the day I ate too much candy and threw up LMFAO candy sucks.

After thought: little known fact about me I write music I used to write for punk rock bands in my early twenties we have so got to be talking about the same band! I'll be damned but I can't freaking remember the name from that shirt.

Thought for the day.... I have yet to have a thought check back later LMAO

Ludichris t not the one thats kind of new but the original punk band.  who do you write for these days?

shes retired from that life and if she says otherwise i'll kill her  >:(

Oh STFU Stryker LMFAO I think I can answer for myself  ::)  In case you didn't quite understan d what he was trying to convey is that I don't do that any more.We moved to Texas to change that part of my life ;) I write still but mostly just for fun.  And yes that was the band from the shirt. THANK YOU! It was driving me crazy.
  And well I still don't have a thought for the day LMAO    ~insert your thoughts here~

Thought for the day... Where does the dumbfuck get off giving me the bird when hes the stupid **** who cut me off??? I mean what just becuase I laid on the horn and told him to take his head out of his ass when he drives he feels he has a right to flip me off?? Well ok I guess I can see his point LOL

My thought for the day...... .........

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oh yea, I have no thoughts today, not nice ones anyway  LMAO

i have dirty thoughts of someone special    evil.gif

oh would those be of hell bent or stryker??? OOOH Snorkelwh ip???

Holy **** you **** crack me up!!!! It must be the images of K Jon Kit naked and slathered up in peanut butter LMFAO

Creamy or Chunky?? And what brand?? If its Jiff I just may offer to help... LOL

Chunky and it has to be Peter Pan Peanut butter. He won't grow up, he'll never grow up ROTFLMFAO

I'll take SNORKLEWH IP covered in chocolate, HOT chocolate that is LMAO

i've already had stryker covered with bacon, he was delish... .ROFLMFAO evil.gif

Just to be sure... Snorkelwh ip is an ADULT right? So we can really enjoy that chocolate and whats dipped... .

i'm sure he is, an adult that just acts like a child cheesy.gi f

well decoy here's my thought for the day...

The Hall Board Members will become...
A thing of the past, yesterday's news, HISTORY, should i keep going????

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The true friend is the one who’s coming
in the door while everyone else is going
out.  Friends are the ones who love you
when you’re hard to love, stand by you
when it’s not the popular thing to do and
are there for you when you need it, even
if it means they don’t get anything back


Food for thought.. .. 8)

HEY!! Who said we could post nice things on here?? LOL Just kidding that is very sweet and true  :-*

Well not all my thougts are bad.. ::)... just most.. evil.gif

Well my thought for the day will probably turn into a book LMFAO First of all thank you to those who registere d at the other place. Nice to see some friendly faces to back us up. Secondly, How can one group of people be so god damned **** stupid? They make the thread. Naming Honeywick by name he goes over to answer them which he did not even have to do but then they **** act like he went there starting **** and oh poor them?? ROTFLMFAO These are some  of their comments. ... I read it I think it made my eyes bleed...a nother goes on to say something about dribble LMFAO I know they come here and read our **** as guests. So I will wrap this up by telling them You are all nothing but a bunch of **** useless **** pussies that feign ignorance on a subject you started. Get your heads out of eachother's asses and quit being so pussified . Try to think for yourselve s at least just one time its quite refreshin g.
 Have a great day!!

My thought for the day...
Think for yourself not others. Walk in anothers shoes and maybe you will see that the pasture isnt alway greener on the other side, some times its a railroad track with a freight train speedig at you. Evaluate yorself by your actions and complimen t rather then criticise .

My thought for the day is .... If your **** doodle sees that your trees are dying the LEAST he could do is **** on it for ya.

my thought for the day...... .....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST DECOY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! boop-boop-a-do  ;D

I LOVE YOU!!!!

My wish for you...
THat this year will be a wonderful & blessed year for you!!!!

MoonBeam thank you so much sweethear t. I love you too :) I haven't blown out the candles yet but when I do the **** birthday fairies better give my wish this year. :) And if they finally do listen its going to be one KICK ASS party at the beach by my house. :)  (Oh hush you can do without snow for a few days :P )

OMG I have two thoughts today LMAO

  Do not be afraid of the worm at the bottom of the Tequila bottle. Don't be sad either... .He wants you to eat him!!!

Smallest worm I have put in my mouth in a long time LMFAO

LMFAO

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I **** hate computers .

My day is almost over **** finally. 4:25 a.m. and I am giving up. Hey computer Gods... job job job

My thought.. .
 Why is it always the child with the weakened immune system that gets the damn flu? And why is it just before he is set to start school after working so hard to get to that point.... And why do the give him a FLU shot to help him fight H1N1?? AND WHY is it the child that doesn't have much external contact that gets it less exposeure HELLO! And MOSTLY... HOW THE HELL DO U GET A FEVER DOWN THAT IS NOT RESPONDIN G TO TYLENOL/IBUPROFIN, ICE PACKS OR COLD BATHS!!!! GRRRRRRR My last thought.. . I hope to hell the other kid doesnt get it..
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who knows why they are the ones to get the **** they do...pray ers are sent his way... :-*

And your cry baby whiny assed opinion would be.....?

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OOOH So who pee'd in your cheerios???

me sorry I was way **** up and that big bowl you had looked like the place to go LMFAO toilet

Had a feeling it was duck pee!

LMFAO Sorry I am molting  :D

LMAO...da mn molting ducks

Yeah, I MIGHT have woken up at, like, 5am with my fingers still on the keyboard, waiting for you to come back, LOL.  Guess I really WAS tired. :P

   My thought lets all keep our kids safe <<< Link for registere d offenders http://www.ncmec.org/missingkids/servlet/PublicHomeServlet?LanguageC ountry=en_US (http://www.ncmec.org/missingkids/servlet/PublicHomeServlet?LanguageCountry=en_US)

What kind of BULLSHIT is it that there is NO LAW that requires employers to give you a break during an eight hour shift? I didn't believe it, so I looked it up.  Bullshit, man. 

That would be my brand new **** job that I already think I am quitting.  I'm never going to get out of this hellhole

one word....A limony   oooh two more words Child Support

Aww Moxy so unfair. There are laws in 22 states that DO require employers to give breaks if more then 6 hours are worked but unfortuna tly it sounds as if you are not in one of those states. OSHA  "...requir es employers to make toilet facilitie s available so that employees can use them when they need to do so. The employer may not impose unreasona ble restricti ons on employee use of the facilitie s." so your employer may not keep you from using the bathroom no matter what state you live in. Hope the  job gets better for you soon.

Oh it's better... . I quit.  There was a lot of other stuff, too, and I didn't feel comfortab le working there.  Back to looking for a job.  Yuck.

Thought of the Day
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where you get shitty ideas from.
 toilet

LOL now that is amusing.. .

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site Not a lurker was stirring, not even to fight The mousepads were hung by the hard drives with care In hopes that Ol' Honeywick soon would be there. Our members are logged in Laptops in their beds While CFO minthons beans danced in their heads Decoy on her rabbit and MoxyGrl on her duck Had just gone to river to CJ, AW ****! When out on the steps arose such a clatter All of Toon Union showed up to see what was the matter Away to the shoutbox I signed in - in a flash I see Bongo McMonkey! His clothes? Yikes they clash! Toon in the thread, ToonTown Tips you should know A blizzard in the Brrrgh, Don't eat the yellow snow When what to my wondering eyes should appear? We have a new member, OMEGA came here?? With very little thought she typed in too soon And quickly found out you don't **** with Moon More rapid than lightenin g HellBent joined in, And he rolled a big fat one and said "LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" Now Dreary!,now Cheetah,now Bongo McMonkey! On Jinxy,on Fangs, on Decoy and Moxy! To the shot glass we go, Jose Cuervo does call, Chug away! Chug away! Chug away all!!

                                                                                                written by: Decoy

"Girls have unique powers. They get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things get hard!"

My thought today is, I went to TT to change passwords and acct info... Y'all need to. ANyway, my 2 accts made in my kids names were linked to MY acct so i have complete access over there settings directly from MY acct. Well one setting option is to have Open chat with any disney member... . it makes all other toons that have it on become blue so they can see WHATEVER u say!!!! So they are s/f automatic ally yet not on your friends list. It's pretty cool, U can see numbers now!!