'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the site Not a lurker was stirring, not even to fight The mousepads were hung by the hard drives with care In hopes that Ol' Honeywick soon would be there. Our members are logged in Laptops in their beds While CFO minthons beans danced in their heads Decoy on her
and MoxyGrl on her
Had just gone to river to CJ, AW ****! When out on the steps arose such a clatter All of Toon Union showed up to see what was the matter Away to the shoutbox I signed in - in a flash I see Bongo McMonkey! His clothes? Yikes they clash! Toon in the thread, ToonTown Tips you should know A blizzard in the Brrrgh, Don't eat the yellow snow When what to my wondering eyes should appear? We have a new member, OMEGA came here?? With very little thought she typed in too soon And quickly found out you don't **** with Moon More rapid than lightenin
g HellBent joined in, And he rolled a big fat one and said "LET THE PARTY BEGIN!" Now Dreary!,now Cheetah,now Bongo McMonkey! On Jinxy,on Fangs, on Decoy and Moxy! To the shot glass we go, Jose Cuervo does call, Chug away! Chug away! Chug away all!!
written by: Decoy